Christmas Knock Knock Jokes
Christmas is the time of year when the house smells like cookies and the tree twinkles in every corner. But let’s be honest… between untangling lights, wrapping gifts, and managing endless holiday plans, it can also get a little chaotic. That’s why I love sprinkling in some simple, silly fun that can bring everyone together: Christmas knock knock jokes.
They’re perfect for parties, family dinners, school events, or just those quiet moments when you need a little festive cheer. Even the grumpiest teens and the busiest parents can’t help but crack a smile at these. And the best part? They’re easy to share, no prep needed, and suitable for all ages. So, let’s pull up a cozy chair by the fire, grab a mug of cocoa, and get ready to laugh or groan together!
Why Knock Knock Jokes Are Perfect for Christmas
Knock knock jokes are a classic for a reason. They’re short, fun, and everyone gets a turn. Plus, they spark creativity in kids who love delivering the punchline, and adults secretly love them because they’re harmless, cheerful, and just a little bit corny.
And trust me, these jokes are versatile. They work for:
- Family gatherings – Icebreakers when everyone arrives.
- Classroom or school holiday events – Keeps kids entertained and engaged.
- Holiday parties – Great for group games or passing around at the table.
- Quiet evenings at home – Just because laughing together is the best way to end a day.
How to Use Christmas Knock Knock Jokes
Here’s the simple formula:
- Start with “Knock, knock.” – This is your invitation.
- Wait for the response, “Who’s there?” – Make sure everyone’s paying attention!
- Give the setup. – A word, a name, or a holiday-themed pun.
- Wait for “____ who?” – The anticipation is part of the fun.
- Deliver the punchline. – Smile, laugh, and maybe even act it out.
That’s it. No props needed, no special skills, just a little holiday spirit and willingness to be silly. And if someone groans? That’s actually part of the charm. The cheesier, the better.
35 Christmas Knock Knock Jokes
Here’s a collection of my favorite Christmas knock knock jokes. They’re a mix of classic puns, silly wordplay, and festive cheer. Perfect for reading aloud, sharing at the table, or sneaking into a holiday card.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Holly.
Holly who? Holly-days are the best time of the year! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Snow.
Snow who? Snow body loves Christmas like you do! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Yule.
Yule who? Yule be sorry if you don’t open this gift! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Mary.
Mary who? Mary Christmas! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Candy.
Candy who? Candy cane you open the door already? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Elf.
Elf who? Elf you don’t open this, Santa will be mad! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Snowflake.
Snowflake who? Snowflake to the door, it’s freezing out here! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Jingle.
Jingle who? Jingle all the way to the door! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Santa.
Santa who? Santa Claus is coming to town… open up! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Frosty.
Frosty who? Frosty the snowman wants to say hi! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Reindeer.
Reindeer who? Reindeer you glad it’s Christmas? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Tinsel.
Tinsel who? Tinsel-ly, I can’t wait for presents! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Garland.
Garland who? Garland you open the door before the cookies melt! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Frost.
Frost who? Frost you know, it’s cold outside! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Snowball.
Snowball who? Snowball fight anyone? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Carol.
Carol who? Carol lot of people love Christmas music! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Nutmeg.
Nutmeg who? Nutmeg your holiday season smell amazing! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Ho.
Ho who? Ho-ho-ho! Merry Christmas! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Stocking.
Stocking who? Stocking up on Christmas cheer! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Ice.
Ice who? Ice to meet you under the mistletoe! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Angel.
Angel who? Angel-lieve it’s Christmas already! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Mistletoe.
Mistletoe who? Mistletoe and I’ll give you a hug! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Pine.
Pine who? Pine-ing for Christmas treats! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Sleigh.
Sleigh who? Sleigh my name, sleigh my name! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Wrapping.
Wrapping who? Wrapping up some holiday fun for you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Ginger.
Ginger who? Gingerbread cookies are ready! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? North.
North who? North pole’s chilly better open up! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Elfie.
Elfie who? Elfie you don’t open the door, Santa might skip you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Claus.
Claus who? Claus-trophobic? Not when there’s Christmas cheer! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Yeti.
Yeti who? Yeti or not, here comes Christmas! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Bell.
Bell who? Bell ringing for Christmas fun! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Frostbite.
Frostbite who? Frostbite your nose if you stay outside too long! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Hollyberry.
Hollyberry who? Hollyberry glad it’s Christmas? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Snowman.
Snowman who? Snowman tell you a secret it’s Christmas! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Chimney.
Chimney who? Chimney one ready for Santa’s visit?
Tips for Sharing and Playing
Here are a few ways to make these jokes even more fun at your holiday gatherings:
- Take turns around the table. Everyone gets a chance to be the “knocker.” Kids love feeling like the joke master.
- Use props or accents. A Santa hat or a reindeer antler headband adds a little extra silliness.
- Mix jokes with holiday activities. Between cookie decorating, gift exchanges, or carol singing, drop in a quick knock knock joke to keep energy high.
- Encourage creative punchlines. Some kids might want to make up their own twists on the jokes, and that’s half the fun.
- Don’t rush the delivery. Pausing for dramatic effect can make a groan-worthy pun land even better.
Making Christmas Memories
This Christmas, let the jokes fly, let the giggles ring, and let the simple joy of sharing a laugh remind everyone that the holidays are about togetherness, love, and a little lighthearted fun.
Merry Christmas, happy laughing, and don’t forget: the cornier the joke, the louder the cheer!
