Would you Rather Questions for Kids
If you’ve ever been stuck in a car with kids asking, “Are we there yet?” for the tenth time in five minutes, you know the struggle is real. But here’s the secret weapon every parent needs: Would You Rather questions!
They’re silly, funny, and totally magical at keeping kids entertained anywhere, car rides, dinner tables, playdates, or even while waiting at the doctor’s office. Plus, they get those creative little brains working. Win-win!
So, grab some snacks, get cozy, and get ready to giggle, because these fun Would You Rather questions for kids are packed with imagination, laughs, and maybe a few “ewwws.”
What Is a “Would You Rather” Question?
In case you’ve somehow missed this classic game, here’s how it works:
You ask a question that gives two choices, like…
“Would you rather have a pet dragon or a pet unicorn?”
Then everyone picks their answer, and most importantly, explains why!
There’s no right or wrong, just funny, creative, and sometimes wild answers. It’s a perfect mix of storytelling and laughter that gets the whole family talking.
How to Play
You can keep it super simple:
- Take turns asking each other a question.
- Everyone answers, or you can go one by one.
- No time limits, no points, just fun!
You can even make it into a game night idea, use a jar filled with printed “Would You Rather” cards and let everyone pull one out. Instant fun!
Funny Would You Rather Questions for Kids
These are the ones that will have your kids rolling on the floor laughing. Fair warning, you might too!
- Would you rather smell like a skunk or have a hamster living in your hair?
- Would you rather burp glitter or sneeze bubbles?
- Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or marshmallows for toes?
- Would you rather talk like a robot or walk like a chicken?
- Would you rather have to hop everywhere or sing everything you say?
- Would you rather have a nose that honks like a horn or ears that flap like wings?
- Would you rather wear your clothes backward for a week or your shoes on the wrong feet?
- Would you rather be covered in slime or soaked in chocolate syrup?
- Would you rather have to shout everything you say or whisper forever?
- Would you rather your hair changed color every day or your skin sparkled like glitter?
Superpower Would You Rather Questions
Every kid dreams about having superpowers, so why not make them choose?
- Would you rather be able to fly or turn invisible?
- Would you rather read minds or talk to animals?
- Would you rather have super strength or super speed?
- Would you rather shoot ice from your hands or fire from your eyes?
- Would you rather teleport anywhere or time travel once a week?
- Would you rather shrink to the size of an ant or grow as tall as a skyscraper?
- Would you rather be a superhero or a wizard?
- Would you rather control the weather or control people’s dreams?
- Would you rather be able to breathe underwater or jump over mountains?
- Would you rather have a magic backpack or a flying skateboard?
Magical & Fantasy Would You Rather Questions
For the kids who live in their own fairytale world, these are pure imagination fuel.
- Would you rather ride a unicorn or fly on a dragon?
- Would you rather visit Candyland or Neverland?
- Would you rather have a fairy godmother or your own genie?
- Would you rather live in a castle or a giant treehouse?
- Would you rather swim with mermaids or dance with fairies?
- Would you rather have a pet phoenix or a talking cat?
- Would you rather go to wizard school or space camp with aliens?
- Would you rather find buried treasure or discover a secret portal?
- Would you rather be friends with a talking snowman or a singing frog?
- Would you rather live in a cloud palace or under the sea?
Animal Would You Rather Questions
Perfect for the animal-loving kid in your house!
- Would you rather be able to talk to dogs or cats?
- Would you rather be a dolphin or a monkey for a day?
- Would you rather have a kangaroo pouch or a monkey tail?
- Would you rather race a cheetah or wrestle a bear (a friendly one!)?
- Would you rather have feathers or fur?
- Would you rather live in a zoo or on a farm?
- Would you rather be able to fly like a bird or swim like a fish?
- Would you rather have a pet panda or a pet penguin?
- Would you rather roar like a lion or hiss like a snake?
- Would you rather sleep all day like a sloth or jump all day like a frog?
Party & School Would You Rather Questions
These are awesome for classroom icebreakers, birthday parties, or just to get kids talking and laughing together.
- Would you rather eat pizza for every meal or ice cream for every meal?
- Would you rather be the funniest kid in class or the smartest?
- Would you rather have your birthday twice a year or summer holidays twice as long?
- Would you rather get to school in a flying bus or a giant hamster ball?
- Would you rather never do homework again or never clean your room again?
- Would you rather have recess all day or dessert for breakfast?
- Would you rather be principal for a week or teacher for a day?
- Would you rather have glow-in-the-dark pencils or rainbow-colored hair?
- Would you rather wear pajamas to school or a superhero costume?
- Would you rather have a backpack that talks or shoes that light up when you jump?
Food Would You Rather Questions
If your kid loves snacks (and whose doesn’t?), these will be a hit.
- Would you rather eat only pizza forever or only tacos forever?
- Would you rather have spaghetti fingers or donut toes?
- Would you rather food tasted like broccoli or toothpaste?
- Would you rather swim in a pool of chocolate pudding or mac and cheese?
- Would you rather eat ice cream that’s always melting or soup that’s always cold?
- Would you rather eat candy every day or cake every day?
- Would you rather your favorite food fell from the sky every morning or magically appeared in your backpack?
- Would you rather everything you eat tastes like lemons or pickles?
- Would you rather have to eat with your feet or drink with your ears?
- Would you rather have a pizza-scented pillow or a popcorn-scented blanket?
Silly & Gross (but Kid-Friendly!) Would You Rather Questions
Because kids think gross things are hilarious!
- Would you rather step in mud or slime?
- Would you rather eat a bug or lick a frog?
- Would you rather smell like stinky cheese or old socks?
- Would you rather have green teeth or purple tongue?
- Would you rather burp out loud in class or snort when you laugh?
- Would you rather have worms in your shoes or slime in your backpack?
- Would you rather sneeze out ice cubes or hiccup bubbles?
- Would you rather eat spaghetti with chocolate sauce or pancakes with ketchup?
- Would you rather have permanent bedhead or always smell like onions?
- Would you rather your burps sound like a trumpet or your farts sound like a flute?
Seasonal Would You Rather Questions
Mix things up all year long with these themed questions!
- Would you rather help Santa wrap presents or bake cookies?
- Would you rather live at the North Pole or in a gingerbread house?
Halloween:
- Would you rather be a friendly ghost or a silly zombie?
- Would you rather trick-or-treat all night or go to a monster dance party?
Summer:
- Would you rather build sandcastles all day or jump in the pool all day?
- Would you rather eat popsicles or watermelon forever?
Winter:
- Would you rather have a snowball fight or build the biggest snowman ever?
- Would you rather drink hot chocolate or eat snow cones?
Creative Ways to Use “Would You Rather” Questions
Want to make the game even more fun? Try these ideas:
- Would You Rather Jar: Write them on slips of paper, fold them up, and put them in a jar. Pull one out during dinner!
- Road Trip Game: Print a list and keep it in the car for long drives.
- Party Icebreaker: Use them to get shy kids talking at birthdays.
- Bedtime Wind-Down: Ask a few silly ones before bed for some giggles.
- Family Challenge: Keep score of who gives the funniest answers!
Why Kids Love “Would You Rather”
Because it’s pure fun! Kids get to be silly, dream big, and laugh without rules or pressure. It also:
- Builds creativity and imagination.
- Encourages conversation and reasoning.
- Helps shy kids open up.
- Works for all ages, even adults can join in!
And let’s be honest, sometimes it’s nice to put down the screens and just laugh together.
“Would You Rather” questions are like the ultimate family connection hack, silly, smart, and 100% free.
So next time your kids are bored, tired, or arguing over the TV remote, throw out one of these questions. Before you know it, everyone will be giggling and coming up with their own crazy ideas.
After all, family fun doesn’t need fancy toys or big plans, sometimes it just takes one goofy question and a whole lot of laughter.
