Not So Newlywed Game
Not So Newlywed Questions: Fun Ways to Test Your Relationship After the Honeymoon Phase
So, the honeymoon phase might be over, or at least, it feels like it sometimes, but that doesn’t mean the fun is gone! You’ve survived figuring out which side of the bed is “yours,” which toothpaste is “the right one,” and whose turn it is to take out the trash.
Now it’s time to spice things up with some Not So Newlywed questions, a fun twist on the classic Newlywed Game that’s perfect for couples who’ve been around the block.
Whether you’ve been married a few years, or a few decades, these questions aren’t just a game, they’re a way to laugh, reminisce, and maybe even learn something new about your partner. Because let’s be real, marriage is full of surprises… and sometimes, surprises in your own house can be hilarious.
Why Play the Not So Newlywed Game?
You might be thinking, “Do we really need to play games about each other? We know each other by now!” And yes, you probably do… or maybe you just need a good excuse to eat snacks and laugh uncontrollably for 30 minutes.
Here’s why the Not So Newlywed Game is so fun:
- It sparks laughs – because honestly, someone’s going to get a question wrong, and it’s going to be ridiculous.
- It reminds you of shared memories – like that road trip where one of you forgot the snacks… again.
- It keeps the conversation going – even after years together, there are still things you haven’t shared.
- It’s competitive in a fun way – winning points is optional, but fun is mandatory.
So grab a notebook, a couple of pens, maybe some wine (or sparkling water for the designated driver), and let’s dive into the hilarious, slightly revealing, Not So Newlywed Questions.
How to Play
Before we get into the questions, here’s a simple way to play:
- Each person answers questions about the other partner.
- You can do it orally or write down answers on paper and reveal them at the same time.
- Award a point for every correct answer.
- The winner gets bragging rights, the loser… well, maybe just a hug and a chocolate.
Optional twist: Add a timer for each question. Five seconds to answer keeps it exciting and sometimes leads to the funniest mistakes.
Not So Newlywed Questions for Longtime Couples
Here’s where the fun really begins! These questions are perfect for couples who’ve moved past the honeymoon phase but still want to see who really knows who. I’ve divided them into categories so you can mix and match.
1. Food & Drink Faves
- What’s your partner’s go-to comfort food?
- Which snack can they never resist?
- What’s their least favorite vegetable?
- Coffee or tea… or neither?
- What’s the strangest thing they’ve ever put on pizza?
2. Random Habits
- Which one of you snores louder?
- Who takes longer to get ready in the morning?
- What’s a weird habit your partner has that only you notice?
- Who’s more likely to leave the lights on?
- Who hogs the blankets at night?
These questions are gold because everyone has quirks, sometimes adorable, sometimes borderline annoying. Bonus points for actual demonstrations.
3. Memory Lane
- Where did you go on your first date?
- What was the first movie you watched together?
- Who said “I love you” first?
- What was your partner wearing the first time you met their family?
- What’s a trip or vacation you’ve both always remembered?
Nothing like a little nostalgia to remind you why you fell in love in the first place… and to laugh at the questionable fashion choices from years ago.
4. Home Life
- Who’s better at DIY projects?
- Who controls the thermostat?
- Which one is messier?
- What’s the one chore your partner always avoids?
- Who’s the first to get up on a weekend morning?
I promise, answering these questions will make you realize that even years later, there’s still plenty to discover about your partner’s “system.” And it might even inspire some teamwork… or bribery for chores.
5. Pet Peeves & Funny Fights
- What’s the one thing your partner does that drives you crazy?
- Who apologizes first after a fight?
- Which one is more stubborn?
- What silly argument do you both remember the most?
- Who’s more likely to laugh during a serious discussion?
These are great because even if you’ve been together forever, talking about these little annoyances in a playful way can turn tension into laughter.
6. Future Plans & Dreams
- Where does your partner dream of traveling?
- What’s on their bucket list that they’ve never told you?
- Who’s more likely to splurge on a big purchase?
- What hobby have they always wanted to try?
- What’s their dream job (even if it’s unrealistic)?
Sometimes these questions uncover surprises, and sometimes they remind you that the person you married still has big dreams… and maybe a secret desire to learn salsa dancing at 50.
7. Wild Card Questions
Here’s where the chaos begins. These are random, funny, and totally unpredictable:
- If your partner were a superhero, what would their power be?
- What’s the strangest food combination they enjoy?
- Which celebrity would your partner want to trade lives with for a day?
- Who would survive longer in a zombie apocalypse?
- What’s the weirdest gift they’ve ever given you?
Seriously, you can’t predict the answers here. And that’s the best part.
8. Everyday Life
- Who hits snooze the most?
- Who forgets where they put their phone?
- Who is always losing their keys?
- Who talks more in the morning?
- Who is grumpier when tired?
9. Food Fun
- What food does your partner eat even when they say they are full?
- Who always steals food off the other’s plate?
- What snack does your partner hide just for themselves?
- Who loves dessert the most?
- What drink does your partner order almost every time?
10. Home Sweet Home
- Who does the laundry the most?
- Who forgets to switch off the lights?
- Who is better at organizing things?
- Who buys more stuff online?
- Who knows where everything is in the house?
11. Love & Laughs
- Who says “I love you” more?
- Who is more romantic?
- Who plans date nights?
- Who gives better hugs?
- Who cries more during movies?
12. Funny Habits
- Who sings in the shower?
- Who talks to the TV?
- Who laughs at their own jokes?
- Who eats snacks in bed?
- Who falls asleep first on the couch?
13. Trips & Travel
- Who packs too much?
- Who forgets to pack something important?
- Who picks the music in the car?
- Who gets lost more easily?
- Who always needs snack stops on road trips?
14. Would You Rather Style
- Who would survive longer on a deserted island?
- Who would win in a dance contest?
- Who would be more likely to start a food fight?
- Who would be better at running a family business?
- Who would be more likely to adopt a pet on the spot?
15. Silly but Sweet
- Who gives the better surprises?
- Who is more patient?
- Who is more likely to forget an anniversary?
- Who is the bigger softie?
- Who loves lazy days the most?
Tips for Making It Extra Fun
- Use props or scorecards: It’s fun to tally points with little heart stickers or tiny chocolate chips.
- Play in teams: If you have other couples over, split into teams for double the laughter.
- Add dares: Wrong answers could mean silly challenges like singing a line from a love song or doing a goofy dance.
- Make it cozy: Snacks, blankets, and a comfy couch make the perfect atmosphere.
- Keep it light: The goal isn’t to start a fight, it’s to laugh and connect.
Even if you’ve been married for a while, these questions remind you that marriage is about fun, connection, and shared stories. You’ll probably discover things you never knew, revisit memories that make you smile, and maybe even find a new reason to tease your spouse lovingly.
And the best part? You don’t need a fancy date night, expensive gifts, or a big celebration to have fun. All you need is a sense of humor, a willingness to participate, and maybe a notebook for scoring points (or keeping track of hilarious answers).
So, grab your partner, pick a category, and start asking, the Not So Newlywed way! Trust me, laughter is guaranteed, and the points? Totally optional.
